The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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power to eat through your but

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!