The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Having the power of a normal human

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!