Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to lose the remote.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!