The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to die at will

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!