The power to see as Stevie Wonder

The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

Sorry. The power to square root -1.

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

The ability to see through invisibility.

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

The power to make out of thin air

The power to die, but only when you're dead.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

The power to shrink tits by touching them.

The power to breath while under a container of water

the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

the power to fart terrible gas

The ability to smooth a criminal

The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!