The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to not have a power

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!