The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to live.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!