The power to kill yourself.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to pee standing up

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!