The power to be justin beiber

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the power to eat waffles

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to have no powers.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!