The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

The power to be yourself.

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

The power to sleep

The power to read your own mind.

The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

The power to pee standing up

the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

The Power to die at will

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The power to think about useless power

The power to smell like poop once every hour.

The power to fart at will.

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

the power to sleep during day

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!