- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink water and pee immediately.

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to change your urine to any color

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

power to fly when your underwater

The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

The power to give yourself a sinus infection

The power to see through glass doors.

the power to shit bricks

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to open doors that are already open

the power to die at will

The power to scare female plants.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to bleed anally at will

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

The power to not be able to get powers

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

Pointless Super Powers