The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

The power to be yourself.

The power to walk into Mordor.

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

The ability to rape the willing.

The power to never end your .

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The ability to die whenever you think of death.

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

The power to know that Han Solo dies

The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

the power of mind controlling...yourself

the power to smell tastebuds

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!