- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to Combust

The power to fart flames

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to transform into yourself

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

the power to see when the lights are on

The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

the ability to digest any food easily

The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

The power to turn cake into poop.

Pointless Super Powers