The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!