- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

the power to sing like justin bieber

The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

The power to shower naked.

The power of creating poop.

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

the power to shit shards of glass

the power to kill yourself at will

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

The power to type in Comic Sans.

The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

X-ray vision that only works on windows

the power to jump high but u have no legs

The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

Pointless Super Powers