- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get really mad.

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

Reverse Pooping

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

penis

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The ability to see through invisibility.

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power of reading your own mind.

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

Pointless Super Powers