The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to be powerless

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the power to eat when your hungry

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to see what's behind you.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to have no superpower

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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black people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!