- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

The power to grow new teeth.

The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The power of Being stupid

The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

the power to be alive but only when awake

The power to only drink liquids

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

the power to sleep during day

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

The power to make any girl hate you

the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

Pointless Super Powers