- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of creating poop.

the power to shit shards of glass

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to be able to blow air

The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to type in Comic Sans.

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

X-ray vision that only works on windows

the power to jump high but u have no legs

The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

Power to find things in the last place you look.

wast your time on the computer

The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

Pointless Super Powers