- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see through glass

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

The power to do anything you don't want to do.

The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

the power to smell tastebuds

The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

The power to be bad at everything

The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

the power to stop writing pointless super powers

The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

The power of having night vision that only works during the day

the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

Pointless Super Powers