The power to eat soap.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!