the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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lol

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!