the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!