- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

The power to eat anything in a minute.

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

Taekwondo

The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

The ability to sweat caramel

The power to pee from your eyes

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

Pointless Super Powers