- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to die

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The power to shit dirt!

the power to shit shards of glass

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

The Power of cheese

The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

The power to fart flames

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to touch anything that is touchable.

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

the power to jump high but u have no legs

the power to fart out of your penis

the power to have no one read this post

The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

The power to be dyslexic at will

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

Pointless Super Powers