- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

the power to get really mad.

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

The power to make out of thin air

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The ability to rape the willing.

The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

The power to switch gender identity

The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

Pointless Super Powers