The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!