The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to sweat caramel

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!