The power to never end your .

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the power to go on this website

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!