- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

The power to grow fingernails.

the power to finish an all you can eat

The power to speak in Braille

the power to in power your self

I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The power to hear morse code.

The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

the power to eat only one lays potato chip

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The power to taste anything you smell.

The power to time travel to the present.

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

the power to fart out of your penis

Pointless Super Powers