- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

The power to tell the future but no one believes you

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

The ability to smooth a criminal

The power to be your self

The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

The power to hypnotize chickens

The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

Pointless Super Powers