A healing punch

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to pee poop

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to sleep

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!