the power to die....

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to go into a coma

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!