The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The ability to see through glass.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to to think less

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!