the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!