The power to be attracted by bullets

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to walk through air.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!