The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to transform into air.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!