The power to move through light at the speed of time

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to in power your self

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to be buried at sea

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to catch em all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!