The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to be HUMAN

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Death at will

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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A good Kisser

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to die....

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!