The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to shit cellulose

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!