The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to predict the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!