- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of your girlfriend's will

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

The power to fly, but only when on the ground

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

The power to see who is writing these powers

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

power to see through glass doors

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The power of minding your own business

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

The power to write in invisible ink

The power to be called justin bieber

Pointless Super Powers