the power to count from A to purple

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to pee poop

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The power to plank

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!