The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!