- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get rid of feminism

The power to fly, but only when on the ground

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

The power to switch gender identity

The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to see through water

The power to get older every second

The superpower of having no superpower.

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

The power to understand irony.

The power of micro penis.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to be called justin bieber

Pointless Super Powers