The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the power to die....

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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lol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!