the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!