the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Endless falling....

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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Death at will

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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A good Kisser

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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to make asians smart

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!