The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to be a human

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the power to fart mace

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!