The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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the power to die on command

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!