The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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the power to die

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!