The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to be wrong

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!