Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Death at will

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to die at will

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!