the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!