The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to control sloths

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!