the power to say i can bend you

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to die on command

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to fart flames

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The Power to Combust

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!