The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to see through glass.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to live through torture.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!