The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!