The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to make fish drown.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to shower naked.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to be yourself.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!