Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Teleporting to Mexico

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KeemStar

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to transform into air.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!