The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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A power level of under 9000.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!