The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to control your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!