- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

A power level of under 9000.

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

The power to tell the future but no one believes you

The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

The power to hypnotize chickens

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

The power to pick thing up with your feet

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

The power to suck deez nuts

The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

The power to be your self

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

Pointless Super Powers