The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!