The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power to nit propely

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!