The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to be a human

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!