- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

the power to reseal bottle caps

The power to be a human

The power to accept the terms and conditions

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

The power to time travel 1 second at a time

The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

the power to stop writing pointless super powers

The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

The power to live until you die.

the power to make fire but only when you are in water

The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to see forever

the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

Pointless Super Powers