- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power of minding your own business

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The power to piss with REALLY high force.

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

the power to get really mad.

The power to write in invisible ink

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

The power to be called justin bieber

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to get older every second

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

Pointless Super Powers