- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wet yourself at will.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

The power to make someone think about frogs

The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The power to turn any object into food

The power to walk through a unlocked door.

the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to ride a bike

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

Pointless Super Powers