The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Death at will

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to die at will

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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the power to write only the letter R

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!