The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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Endless falling....

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Death at will

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The ability to rape the willing.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to die at will

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!