- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

The power to do nothing/

The power to put everything off till the last possible day

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

the power to sh*t brix at will!

The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

The power to turn into paper

The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

The power to see through windows

the power to phaze through everything against your will

the power to get STD's

The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

The power to understand irony.

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

The ability to have no abilities.

Pointless Super Powers