The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The Power to die at will

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The power to die at will.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!