The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to see through air.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The Power to die at will

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!