The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to wear crocs.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to go on this website

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!