the power to send future you crazy

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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the power to die....

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to predict the past.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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lol

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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to make asians smart

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to talk to dust

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!