the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!