The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to go suicide

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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captain obvious

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!