The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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hello

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to poo.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!