The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Death at will

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the power to be powerless

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to send future you crazy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!