to not blink for 5 seconds

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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32% Levitation.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to plank

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The power to pee poop

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!