The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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32% Levitation.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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A healing punch

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to pee poop

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!