- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

The power to turn any edible object brown.

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

the power to make music for deaf people

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

the power to not have a power

The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

the power to seduce hats

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

The power to have bad luck!

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

The power to get older every second

Pointless Super Powers