The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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the power to die at will

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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captain obvious

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!