The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!